Blue Eyes Tell Pretty Lies

getoffmybloghoe:

i put the me in lame

chatoyantmoon:

i have a lot of homework, so i’ve decided to start watching a new tv series

editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

theatticdemos:

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

virginitity:

how i seduce men

madturbating:

someone make a tutorial on how to respond to compliments

It’s gotten to the point where some things I only reblog because they have Supernatural gifs.

sodamnrelatable:

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*